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Tex_Mati

Jan 20 2006, 02:57 AM

QUOTE

Mmmmmmmmmmm.......

lil bart

Jan 20 2006, 03:11 AM

underhi2p

Jan 20 2006, 03:48 AM

judy

Jan 20 2006, 04:57 AM

Bart Katz

Jan 20 2006, 05:09 AM

QUOTE(judy @ Jan 19 2006, 10:54 PM) [snapback]178284[/snapback]

Huh?

lil bart

Jan 20 2006, 05:25 AM

Don't pay any attention to judy, Bart; she's just being silly.

inyerface

Jan 20 2006, 06:09 AM

judy

Jan 20 2006, 06:20 AM

QUOTE(lil bart @ Jan 20 2006, 12:22 AM) [snapback]178305[/snapback]

Don't pay any attention to judy, Bart; she's just being silly.

Oh, no... I can read it. What about you?

gtessex

Jan 20 2006, 11:59 AM

QUOTE(inyerface @ Jan 20 2006, 01:06 AM) [snapback]178322[/snapback]

You may be a left-wing loony...but you have good taste in women!

Bart Katz

Jan 20 2006, 05:36 PM

Finally a club for lefty chicks.

http://www.volupcity.com/home

davis¹³

Jan 20 2006, 05:47 PM

Who is that guy?

Russ Logan

Jan 20 2006, 07:41 PM

inyer intimates it's him.

davis¹³

Jan 20 2006, 07:42 PM

Oh. He kind of looks like Cristopher Reeves.

Pretty woman.

Russ Logan

Jan 20 2006, 07:45 PM

Think it's the lady he posted a pic of in headphones and speaking into a boom mic. He said he'd met her the other day.

davis¹³

Jan 20 2006, 07:49 PM

She's pretty.

lil bart

Jan 20 2006, 07:56 PM

QUOTE(inyerface @ Jan 19 2006, 10:06 PM) [snapback]178322[/snapback]

I figgered that was Mrs. Inyer. If that isn't Mrs. Inyer, Mrs. Inyer mayn't at the moment be too thrilled.

CharlieRay

Jan 20 2006, 08:33 PM

QUOTE(lil bart @ Jan 20 2006, 12:53 PM) [snapback]178419[/snapback]

I figgered that was Mrs. Inyer. If that isn't Mrs. Inyer, Mrs. Inyer mayn't at the moment be too thrilled.

http://www.normalflora.org/machd.html

http://normalflora.org/music.html

http://juliejones.50webs.com/index.html

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http://normalflora.org/music/normalflora_gotyoubabe.mp3

gtessex

Jan 20 2006, 09:48 PM

QUOTE(lil bart @ Jan 20 2006, 02:53 PM) [snapback]178419[/snapback]

I figgered that was Mrs. Inyer. If that isn't Mrs. Inyer, Mrs. Inyer mayn't at the moment be too thrilled.

Even if it isn't Mrs. Inyer....the picture shouldn't upset Mrs. Inyer. Of course we can't tell from that picture
where Inyer has his hand!

lil bart

Jan 21 2006, 12:58 AM

QUOTE(gtessex @ Jan 20 2006, 01:45 PM) [snapback]178454[/snapback]

Even if it isn't Mrs. Inyer....the picture shouldn't upset Mrs. Inyer. Of course we can't tell from that picture
where Inyer has his hand!

Actually, GT, from the picture, we can't tell where the lass has her hand.

Arturo_Vandelay

Jan 21 2006, 01:54 AM

My guess is that's Stephanie Miller, and inyerface no longer holds title to his mortal soul for the privelege of being that close to her for the amount of time it takes the flash to go off. (and inyer too perhaps)

lil bart

Jan 21 2006, 02:01 AM

QUOTE(Arturo_Vandelay @ Jan 20 2006, 05:51 PM) [snapback]178503[/snapback]

My guess is that's Stephanie Miller, and inyerface no longer holds title to his mortal soul for the privelege of being that close to her for the amount of time it takes the flash to go off. (and inyer too perhaps)

He had to sell it, eh?

Oh well. Easy come, easy go.

Guest

Jan 21 2006, 03:09 AM

QUOTE(Arturo_Vandelay @ Jan 21 2006, 01:51 AM) [snapback]178503[/snapback]

My guess is that's Stephanie Miller, and inyerface no longer holds title to his mortal soul for the privelege of being that close to her for the amount of time it takes the flash to go off. (and inyer too perhaps)

Could be?? What do you think?
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CharlieRay

Jan 21 2006, 03:24 AM

I got my sweetie(and one of her friends:~) to sing backup on this sexy little number(click on the title:~)...

One More Time

I wanna tell you all about the Mobile Inspirational...
Third prize winner in the nineteen ninety nine Colorado State Fair Parade...

Now, it was a very very cool October evening in nineteen ninety nine...
The Mobile Inspirational was lookin' mighty fine...
I looked at him shining in the sun and wiped a tear from my face...
Told myself everything has a time and a place...
and I drove to the picket line...
One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...

Now, when I drove by the picket line...
I blew the battle horn...
Aoooogah...
I stuck my fist out the window...
and yelled one more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
There must have been about forty men...
all standing, yellin' and wavin' and cheerin'...
One more time...
Say one more time...
One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...

One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...

Well, that was the last day for the Mobile Inspirational...
We took her apart at the hall in a cold dark rain...
Now, in the scrap yard she sets...
Well, ashes to ashes and dust to dust...
The Mobile Inspirational now returns to rust...
One more time...
Say one more time...
One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...
Say one more time...

One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...

One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...
One more time...
One more time.

Charlie Ray Fetty III

patheticJT

Jan 21 2006, 03:31 AM

QUOTE(CharlieRay @ Jan 21 2006, 03:21 AM) [snapback]178523[/snapback]

I got my sweetie(and one of her friends:~) to sing backup on this sexy little number(click on the title:~)...

One More Time

I wanna tell you all about the Mobile Inspirational...
Third prize winner in the nineteen ninety nine Colorado State Fair Parade...

Now, it was a very very cool October evening in nineteen ninety nine...
The Mobile Inspirational was lookin' mighty fine...
I looked at him shining in the sun and wiped a tear from my face...
Told myself everything has a time and a place...
and I drove to the picket line...
One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...

Now, when I drove by the picket line...
I blew the battle horn...
Aoooogah...
I stuck my fist out the window...
and yelled one more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
There must have been about forty men...
all standing, yellin' and wavin' and cheerin'...
One more time...
Say one more time...
One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...

One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...

Well, that was the last day for the Mobile Inspirational...
We took her apart at the hall in a cold dark rain...
Now, in the scrap yard she sets...
Well, ashes to ashes and dust to dust...
The Mobile Inspirational now returns to rust...
One more time...
Say one more time...
One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...
Say one more time...

One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...

One more time for that Mobile Inspirational...
One more time for our old pal...
One more time...
One more time...
One more time.

Charlie Ray Fetty III

Charlie so you never got back to me about what you think scripture teaches on the major points of the culture war: abortion, homosexuality, and capital punishment

Arturo_Vandelay

Jan 21 2006, 04:01 AM

QUOTE(Guest @ Jan 20 2006, 08:06 PM) [snapback]178516[/snapback]

Could be?? What do you think?
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I think I'm always right, and since I saw the title of the link I'm even more convinced.

CharlieRay

Jan 21 2006, 04:18 AM

QUOTE(patheticJT @ Jan 20 2006, 08:28 PM) [snapback]178526[/snapback]

Charlie so you never got back to me about what you think scripture teaches on the major points of the culture war: abortion, homosexuality, and capital punishment

I know JT... I'm jUSt avoiding it... I don't get some(a lot:~) of my questions answered by some folks here either...

Promise I'll quit procrastinating and do it... I have graveyard tonight... if it's a good night then I'll try to get some of it done for ya... okaay?

judy

Jan 21 2006, 04:26 AM

QUOTE(Arturo_Vandelay @ Jan 20 2006, 10:58 PM) [snapback]178537[/snapback]

I think I'm always right, and since I saw the title of the link I'm even more convinced.

Do you play detective in your spare time?

QUOTE(CharlieRay @ Jan 20 2006, 10:21 PM) [snapback]178523[/snapback]

I got my sweetie(and one of her friends:~) to sing backup on this sexy little number(click on the title:~)...

I wanna tell you all about the Mobile Inspirational...
Third prize winner in the nineteen ninety nine Colorado State Fair Parade...

Charlie Ray Fetty III

Congratulations, CharlieRay! Nice!

CharlieRay

Jan 21 2006, 05:08 AM

QUOTE(patheticJT @ Jan 20 2006, 08:28 PM) [snapback]178526[/snapback]

Charlie so you never got back to me about what you think scripture teaches on the major points of the culture war: abortion, homosexuality, and capital punishment

BTW JT... what do you think it says?

Bart Katz

Jan 21 2006, 07:24 AM

Bart Katz

Jan 21 2006, 07:46 AM

judy

Jan 21 2006, 02:31 PM

judy

Jan 21 2006, 04:03 PM

davis¹³

Jan 21 2006, 04:23 PM

Fry: "Now here's a party I can get excited about. Sign me up!"
Apathy Party Guy: "Sorry, not with that attitude."
Fry: "Ok, then screw it."
Apathy Party Guy: "Welcome aboard, brother!"
Fry: "Alright!"
Apathy Party Guy: "You're out."

judy

Jan 21 2006, 05:42 PM

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back
to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared,
where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not
sure what to do with it, they took it home.
There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag
and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood
looking for the money, and knock on the door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that
fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were
walking home from school yesterday "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

davis¹³

Jan 21 2006, 05:44 PM

doh!

Bart Katz

Jan 21 2006, 06:17 PM

Shithead.

lil bart

Jan 21 2006, 08:02 PM

QUOTE(davis¹³ @ Jan 21 2006, 08:20 AM) [snapback]178637[/snapback]

Fry: "Now here's a party I can get excited about. Sign me up!"
Apathy Party Guy: "Sorry, not with that attitude."
Fry: "Ok, then screw it."
Apathy Party Guy: "Welcome aboard, brother!"
Fry: "Alright!"
Apathy Party Guy: "You're out."

Sounds like another Marxist party:

"I refuse to belong to any club that would have me as a member. "

Lord_Proprietor

Jan 21 2006, 09:04 PM

QUOTE(judy @ Jan 21 2006, 12:39 PM) [snapback]178673[/snapback]

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back
to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared,
where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not
sure what to do with it, they took it home.
There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag
and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood
looking for the money, and knock on the door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that
fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were
walking home from school yesterday "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

Love the picture Bart!
I'm so old I guess I look it, but I don't feel that way!

davis¹³

Jan 22 2006, 04:29 AM

An apparent image of the Virgin Mary appeared to a family in the western Maine town of Mexico after a fire destroyed most of their home. The Dennis family noticed the gold image after their home located on Burton Street caught fire and nearly burned to the ground. Veronica Dennis said she immediately knew that the image was of the Virgin Mary when she entered the home. "I entered through the door of the burnt-out room and it hit me right in the face," Dennis said. "Wow, it was amazing. It looked like a shiny gold. It was definitely there for me to see." The fire left Dennis and her two daughters without a place to live. However, the image has given the family some faith that everything will be OK, according to the report. "It's just a sign saying that we're going be OK," Dennis said. "We're going to get through this and that someone is watching over us." The image has created a stir in religious circles and several visitors have already come by to take photos, according to the report. "From what I saw, it was more dramatic than I expected," Monsignor Michael Henchal said. Dennis planned to cut out the image and post it in her house when it is rebuilt.

Resembles an angry shrew looking up.

judy

Jan 22 2006, 05:16 AM

I didn't do it!

judy

Jan 22 2006, 05:31 AM

I'm having a problem today. My emailing and posting
are much slower than usual.

IPB Image

Bart Katz

Jan 22 2006, 07:04 AM

davis¹³

Jan 22 2006, 01:37 PM

QUOTE(judy @ Jan 21 2006, 11:28 PM) [snapback]178960[/snapback]

I'm having a problem today. My emailing and posting
are much slower than usual.

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left click, idiot!

gtessex

Jan 22 2006, 02:31 PM

QUOTE(judy @ Jan 22 2006, 12:13 AM) [snapback]178950[/snapback]

I didn't do it!

BAD DOGGY!!!!!!!!!

davis¹³

Jan 22 2006, 05:58 PM

Gov't seeking to deport Chinese scolar

By Matthew Barakat, Associated Press Writer | January 22, 2006

ALEXANDRIA, Va. --Nearly five years ago, the U.S. government exerted high-profile diplomatic pressure on China to secure the return of scholar Gao Zhan, a researcher at American University whom Beijing believed was a spy for Taiwan.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles...chinese_scolar/

The least they could do is spell scholar right.

Bart Katz

Jan 23 2006, 03:15 AM

To The Teacher

A teacher in a one room school house arrives one morning to find a nice red
apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying T.O.T.

Knowing that she had some not so nice pranksters in her class, she
cautiously asks, "Can someone explain what T.O.T. means?" Little Mary, in
the front row raises her hand to explain. "It means 'To Our Teacher'."

The next morning the teacher finds a bigger and prettier apple than the day
before. This time there is a tag with T.OT.W.L. written on it. She asks for
an explanation for this note and little Johnny waves his hand to explain.
"That means, 'To Our Teacher With Love.'"

The next morning she arrives to find a great big watermelon sitting on her
desk with a tag saying F.U.C.K. Her jaw drops and she screams, "Who can
explain this?"

Little Buckwheat in the back row raises his hand & says, "That means 'From
Us Colored Kids".

Bart Katz

Jan 26 2006, 07:39 AM

Incredible jumping fish video.

http://www.break.com/index/flyingfish.html

Guaranteed theft deterrent on Ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/JDM-Totally-Gnarly-Sec...1QQcmdZViewItem

gtessex

Jan 26 2006, 01:22 PM

Guaranteed theft deterrent on Ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/JDM-Totally-Gnarly-Sec...1QQcmdZViewItem
[/quote]

This reminds me of a 'true story', I had heard years ago about a guy that had a 'unique' way of
getting rid of his garbage in NYC.

He would take garbage, put it in a cardboard box, wrap it with gift wrap. stick it in his vehicle
with the doors unlocked. It would disappear everytime!

CharlieRay

Jan 26 2006, 03:19 PM

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_conten...29/4candles.swf

Arturo_Vandelay

Jan 26 2006, 03:25 PM

QUOTE(gtessex @ Jan 26 2006, 06:19 AM) [snapback]179286[/snapback]

Guaranteed theft deterrent on Ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/JDM-Totally-Gnarly-Sec...1QQcmdZViewItem
This reminds me of a 'true story', I had heard years ago about a guy that had a 'unique' way of
getting rid of his garbage in NYC.

He would take garbage, put it in a cardboard box, wrap it with gift wrap. stick it in his vehicle
with the doors unlocked. It would disappear everytime!

Hopefully the thieves tried to give it away as gifts.