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I see you're not arguing the point. Hard to when there are so many examples.
QUOTE(davis像 @ Jan 8 2007, 09:34 AM) [snapback]274670[/snapback]
I see you're not arguing the point. Hard to when there are so many examples.
I never argue with a fool. Others may not be able to tell the difference.
Nice dodge. Are you taking meds since the Democrats swept congress?
QUOTE(davis像 @ Jan 8 2007, 09:39 AM) [snapback]274677[/snapback]
Nice dodge. Are you taking meds since the Democrats swept congress?
Nope.... don't need them. Are you off your meds or off your New Year's Resolutions already?
No meds or resolutions.
QUOTE(davis像 @ Jan 8 2007, 06:11 AM) [snapback]274662[/snapback]
You have a bloodthirsty, vicious side which you display as much as your sanctified persona.
And then they want to pretend they are christian.
Murels n' valuus.
QUOTE(judy @ Jan 8 2007, 08:08 AM) [snapback]274660[/snapback]
SADDAM'S CAT!
QUOTE(judy @ Jan 8 2007, 07:08 AM) [snapback]274660[/snapback]
SADDAM'S CAT!
Bloodthirsty, but in a good way.
I'm sure he's having a HELL of a good time now.
QUOTE(Arturo_Vandelay @ Jan 8 2007, 09:28 AM) [snapback]274739[/snapback]
Bloodthirsty, but in a good way.
I'm sure he's having a HELL of a good time now.
How can you be so sure?... I wonder if you think bUSh will be having a HELL of a good time also?
Mark all posts as read
QUOTE(CharlieRay @ Jan 8 2007, 10:56 AM) [snapback]274749[/snapback]
How can you be so sure?... I wonder if you think bUSh will be having a HELL of a good time also?
General Jesus would never do that to the head of his kill Muslims campaign.
would he?
And that is why I have no respect for you, your so-called faith-based party or your phony, hate driven religion.
QUOTE(davis像 @ Jan 8 2007, 12:04 PM) [snapback]274769[/snapback]
And that is why I have no respect for you, your so-called faith-based party or your phony, hate driven religion.
Harrumph!
QUOTE(inyerface @ Jan 8 2007, 10:03 PM) [snapback]274949[/snapback]
Like Emmett down at the fix-it shop.
I was thinking Tool Time with Tim Taylor.
And the obligatory hospital visit would be just a bit different.
And the obligatory hospital visit would be just a bit different.
ABC News
WHICH PLEASURE WOULD BE THE TOUGHEST TO LIVE WITHOUT?
This week, "Good Morning America" is looking at how Americans fare when the things many people rely on -- makeup, cell phones, debit cards and coffee -- are taken away for a week.
Which of the following could you not live without, even for a week?
Coffee
79
Debit/credit cards
77
Cell phone
35
Makeup
31
Total Vote: 222
lol. I voted coffee. I don't use the credit card much, I don't wear makeup and sometimes I'd like to pitch the cell phone.
WHICH PLEASURE WOULD BE THE TOUGHEST TO LIVE WITHOUT?
This week, "Good Morning America" is looking at how Americans fare when the things many people rely on -- makeup, cell phones, debit cards and coffee -- are taken away for a week.
Which of the following could you not live without, even for a week?
Coffee
79
Debit/credit cards
77
Cell phone
35
Makeup
31
Total Vote: 222
lol. I voted coffee. I don't use the credit card much, I don't wear makeup and sometimes I'd like to pitch the cell phone.
QUOTE(davis像 @ Jan 9 2007, 05:21 AM) [snapback]274963[/snapback]
I was thinking Tool Time with Tim Taylor.
And the obligatory hospital visit would be just a bit different.
And the obligatory hospital visit would be just a bit different.
Plenty of humorous possibilities unfit for the family hour.
QUOTE(davis像 @ Jan 9 2007, 08:10 AM) [snapback]274981[/snapback]
ABC News
WHICH PLEASURE WOULD BE THE TOUGHEST TO LIVE WITHOUT?
This week, "Good Morning America" is looking at how Americans fare when the things many people rely on -- makeup, cell phones, debit cards and coffee -- are taken away for a week.
Which of the following could you not live without, even for a week?
Coffee
79
lol. I voted coffee. I don't use the credit card much, I don't wear makeup and sometimes I'd like to pitch the cell phone.
WHICH PLEASURE WOULD BE THE TOUGHEST TO LIVE WITHOUT?
This week, "Good Morning America" is looking at how Americans fare when the things many people rely on -- makeup, cell phones, debit cards and coffee -- are taken away for a week.
Which of the following could you not live without, even for a week?
Coffee
79
lol. I voted coffee. I don't use the credit card much, I don't wear makeup and sometimes I'd like to pitch the cell phone.
Dr Pepper, but it's really the same thing.
Ever had a caffiene headache?
QUOTE(davis像 @ Jan 9 2007, 08:14 AM) [snapback]274984[/snapback]
Ever had a caffiene headache?
A lack of caffeine headache.
It's time for a twelve step program.
QUOTE(beasty @ Jan 9 2007, 09:17 AM) [snapback]274987[/snapback]
It's time for a twelve step program.
Fark it. I'm happy with the vices I have left.
QUOTE(CharlieRay @ Jan 9 2007, 03:31 PM) [snapback]275040[/snapback]
WOW--- sort of like Jay Leno on his "Jay Walk" and Glenn Beck's "Moron Test". It's a huge statement on our government schools but WORSE....
These folks are all of voting age. They are totally clueless. Pathetic!
I bought a new Lexus 350!
However I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated: "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy. Every time I say, "Beethoven," I get beautiful classical music, and if I say
"Beatles," I get one of their awesome songs.
Today, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
I LOVE this car!=============
(note to lefties.... This is a JOKE!)
QUOTE(judy @ Jan 9 2007, 04:35 PM) [snapback]275058[/snapback]
WOW--- sort of like Jay Leno on his "Jay Walk" and Glenn Beck's "Moron Test". It's a huge statement on our government schools but WORSE....
These folks are all of voting age. They are totally clueless. Pathetic!
It's also a huge statement about our people's support for our wars.
QUOTE(CharlieRay @ Jan 9 2007, 06:45 PM) [snapback]275066[/snapback]
It's also a huge statement about our people's support for our wars.
But they have no credibility.... they are totally clueless!
QUOTE(judy @ Jan 9 2007, 05:02 PM) [snapback]275068[/snapback]
But they have no credibility.... they are totally clueless!
Heh... yeas... that would be the huge statement.
QUOTE(SpaceCowboy @ Jan 9 2007, 11:27 AM) [snapback]275031[/snapback]
Fark it. I'm happy with the vices I have left.
I'm not allowed any.
My twelve step program is my girlfriend climbing up and down my ass. She does all the stepping.
QUOTE(judy @ Jan 9 2007, 05:45 PM) [snapback]275063[/snapback]
I bought a new Lexus 350!
However I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated: "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy. Every time I say, "Beethoven," I get beautiful classical music, and if I say
"Beatles," I get one of their awesome songs.
Today, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
I LOVE this car!=============
(note to lefties.... This is a JOKE!)
thats a joke? Jokes are supposed to be witty and funny.
That'd be very rough for the dialup folk.
should I dump it?
I think so. (if you want)
I post a lot of photos so I really can't say much. I remember the dialup days and the big pics. Line by line. So I try to keep them somewhat small. Resizing is no problem for me though. Some folks don't have the capability.
I post a lot of photos so I really can't say much. I remember the dialup days and the big pics. Line by line. So I try to keep them somewhat small. Resizing is no problem for me though. Some folks don't have the capability.
thats what I'll do... recompress
done... cut by more than half
done... cut by more than half
say what?
looks as large to me.
looks as large to me.
jpg quality cut from 12 to 7
photoshop does a nice job without loss of quality
photoshop does a nice job without loss of quality
12 to 7? How does that relate to DPI?
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