Who would not watch Political Survivor, the television show? It would be the greatest reality show in history. 7 politicians put on a secluded island battling it out for the 2008 Presidency. Television History in the making. This needs to be done immediately!!!!
The Survivors
Tom DeLay ®
Bill Frist ®
John McCain ®
Howard Dean (D)
Ted Kennedy (D)
Al Sharpton (D)
Jim Jeffords (I)
Episode 1: Al Sharpton complains that the immunity challenge is racially biased, and refuses to participate. John McCain builds a shelter from shellfish and tree bark while the other 6 argue over gay marriage. At a heated tribal councel, Ted Kennedy gets too drunk and accidentally votes for Al Sharpton instead of DeLay, and the alliance is broken.
VOTED OFF: AL SHARPTON
Episode 2: Now with it tied 3-3, the fight for the immunity challenge gets heated. The Frist-McCain-DeLay team wins immunity when McCain eats the head off a large ****roach without blinking, claiming its much better then he got in Vietnam. At the tribal councel, it looks good for the right until it is discovered that DeLay was having shipments of Doritos smuggled onto the island by his campaign staff. He is disqualified.
VOTED OFF: TOM DELAY
Episode 3: Firmly in control, the "left" alliance looks strong to victory. But in a dramatic turn of events, Jim Jeffords changes alliances again, and votes off Ted Kennedy who has been passed out since episode 1.
VOTED OFF: TED KENNEDY
Episode 4: With the Frist-McCain-Jeffords alliance fully in control, it looks bad for Howard Dean, the only remaining member of the left alliance. Just as Frist is verbally giving a speech about the left losing, a secret compromise is made by McCain and Frist is voted off.
VOTED OFF: Bill Frist
Episode 5: Dean's plan to victory back-fires, when he decides to get naked and intimidate the other players. Dean and Jeffords vote together, and Dean is eliminated. At tribal council, Dean goes crazy and starts screaming. Still naked, he is taken away in a straight jacket.
VOTED OFF: Howard Dean
Episode 6 - THE FINALE: With Jim Jeffords and McCain left, the show goes downhill as neither man can actually make a final decision about the immunity challenge. Jeffords has no teams to jump ship on, and McCain has no fence to sit on. The island explodes, all is lost, and Jeff Probst explains that none of these guys had any shot at the presidency anyways.
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QUOTE(Arturo_Vandelay @ Jun 1 2005, 07:11 PM)
Who would not watch Political Survivor, the television show? It would be the greatest reality show in history. 7 politicians put on a secluded island battling it out for the 2008 Presidency. Television History in the making. This needs to be done immediately!!!!
The Survivors
Tom DeLay ®
Bill Frist ®
John McCain ®
Howard Dean (D)
Ted Kennedy (D)
Al Sharpton (D)
Jim Jeffords (I)
Episode 1: Al Sharpton complains that the immunity challenge is racially biased, and refuses to participate. John McCain builds a shelter from shellfish and tree bark while the other 6 argue over gay marriage. At a heated tribal councel, Ted Kennedy gets too drunk and accidentally votes for Al Sharpton instead of DeLay, and the alliance is broken.
VOTED OFF: AL SHARPTON
Episode 2: Now with it tied 3-3, the fight for the immunity challenge gets heated. The Frist-McCain-DeLay team wins immunity when McCain eats the head off a large ****roach without blinking, claiming its much better then he got in Vietnam. At the tribal councel, it looks good for the right until it is discovered that DeLay was having shipments of Doritos smuggled onto the island by his campaign staff. He is disqualified.
VOTED OFF: TOM DELAY
Episode 3: Firmly in control, the "left" alliance looks strong to victory. But in a dramatic turn of events, Jim Jeffords changes alliances again, and votes off Ted Kennedy who has been passed out since episode 1.
VOTED OFF: TED KENNEDY
Episode 4: With the Frist-McCain-Jeffords alliance fully in control, it looks bad for Howard Dean, the only remaining member of the left alliance. Just as Frist is verbally giving a speech about the left losing, a secret compromise is made by McCain and Frist is voted off.
VOTED OFF: Bill Frist
Episode 5: Dean's plan to victory back-fires, when he decides to get naked and intimidate the other players. Dean and Jeffords vote together, and Dean is eliminated. At tribal council, Dean goes crazy and starts screaming. Still naked, he is taken away in a straight jacket.
VOTED OFF: Howard Dean
Episode 6 - THE FINALE: With Jim Jeffords and McCain left, the show goes downhill as neither man can actually make a final decision about the immunity challenge. Jeffords has no teams to jump ship on, and McCain has no fence to sit on. The island explodes, all is lost, and Jeff Probst explains that none of these guys had any shot at the presidency anyways.
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The Survivors
Tom DeLay ®
Bill Frist ®
John McCain ®
Howard Dean (D)
Ted Kennedy (D)
Al Sharpton (D)
Jim Jeffords (I)
Episode 1: Al Sharpton complains that the immunity challenge is racially biased, and refuses to participate. John McCain builds a shelter from shellfish and tree bark while the other 6 argue over gay marriage. At a heated tribal councel, Ted Kennedy gets too drunk and accidentally votes for Al Sharpton instead of DeLay, and the alliance is broken.
VOTED OFF: AL SHARPTON
Episode 2: Now with it tied 3-3, the fight for the immunity challenge gets heated. The Frist-McCain-DeLay team wins immunity when McCain eats the head off a large ****roach without blinking, claiming its much better then he got in Vietnam. At the tribal councel, it looks good for the right until it is discovered that DeLay was having shipments of Doritos smuggled onto the island by his campaign staff. He is disqualified.
VOTED OFF: TOM DELAY
Episode 3: Firmly in control, the "left" alliance looks strong to victory. But in a dramatic turn of events, Jim Jeffords changes alliances again, and votes off Ted Kennedy who has been passed out since episode 1.
VOTED OFF: TED KENNEDY
Episode 4: With the Frist-McCain-Jeffords alliance fully in control, it looks bad for Howard Dean, the only remaining member of the left alliance. Just as Frist is verbally giving a speech about the left losing, a secret compromise is made by McCain and Frist is voted off.
VOTED OFF: Bill Frist
Episode 5: Dean's plan to victory back-fires, when he decides to get naked and intimidate the other players. Dean and Jeffords vote together, and Dean is eliminated. At tribal council, Dean goes crazy and starts screaming. Still naked, he is taken away in a straight jacket.
VOTED OFF: Howard Dean
Episode 6 - THE FINALE: With Jim Jeffords and McCain left, the show goes downhill as neither man can actually make a final decision about the immunity challenge. Jeffords has no teams to jump ship on, and McCain has no fence to sit on. The island explodes, all is lost, and Jeff Probst explains that none of these guys had any shot at the presidency anyways.
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I agree with your predictions. Ted
and Al are great assets for the Repubs.
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