There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been
considered
acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
10. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
7. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
4. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
3. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my a$$!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
Full Version: Proper Uses for the "F" Word
QUOTE(Tom Servo @ Jun 9 2005, 06:22 PM)
There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been
considered
acceptable for use.
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acceptable for use.
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Don't forget:
General Tommy Franks described Feith as 'the focking stupidest guy on the face of the planet,'
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 
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There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.
Thanks, I needed that belly laugh.
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There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.
They are as fallows:
10. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
7. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
4. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
3. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my a$$!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
I must agree.
That is the most hularious thing I have ever heard. Well... about cussing, at least... so far... Ya done good, Tommy. 
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