Full Version: Cheeky Buggers and Big Noses
Hello, Im here for an argument.
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/finalripoff.htm
Man: Eh, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
Man: Eh, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
LAUNCELOT:
Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD:
Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT:
Quick!
GALAHAD:
What?
LAUNCELOT:
Quick!
GALAHAD:
Why?
LAUNCELOT:
You are in great peril!
DINGO:
No, he isn't.
LAUNCELOT:
Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD:
You know, she's got a point.
LAUNCELOT:
Come on! We will cover your escape!
GALAHAD:
Look, I'm fine!
LAUNCELOT:
Come on!
GIRLS:
Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD:
No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO:
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS:
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT:
No, Sir Galahad. Come on!
GALAHAD:
No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.
DINGO:
Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.
GIRLS:
Yes. Let him handle us easily.
LAUNCELOT:
No. Quick! Quick!
GALAHAD:
Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
DINGO:
Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.
GIRLS:
We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...
[boom]
DINGO:
Oh, poopoo.
LAUNCELOT:
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD:
I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT:
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD:
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT:
No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD:
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT:
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD:
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT:
No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD:
I bet you're gay.
LAUNCELOT:
No, I'm not.
Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD:
Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT:
Quick!
GALAHAD:
What?
LAUNCELOT:
Quick!
GALAHAD:
Why?
LAUNCELOT:
You are in great peril!
DINGO:
No, he isn't.
LAUNCELOT:
Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD:
You know, she's got a point.
LAUNCELOT:
Come on! We will cover your escape!
GALAHAD:
Look, I'm fine!
LAUNCELOT:
Come on!
GIRLS:
Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD:
No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO:
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS:
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT:
No, Sir Galahad. Come on!
GALAHAD:
No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.
DINGO:
Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.
GIRLS:
Yes. Let him handle us easily.
LAUNCELOT:
No. Quick! Quick!
GALAHAD:
Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
DINGO:
Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.
GIRLS:
We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...
[boom]
DINGO:
Oh, poopoo.
LAUNCELOT:
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD:
I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT:
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD:
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT:
No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD:
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT:
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD:
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT:
No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD:
I bet you're gay.
LAUNCELOT:
No, I'm not.
IF YOU WANT TO HIDE SOMETHING POST IT HERE IN THIS FORUM.
okey-doke.
QUOTE (Bart Katz @ Oct 20 2004, 10:54 PM)
Who put 'em all so close together?
Greeks.
QUOTE (lil bart @ Oct 21 2004, 01:46 AM)
Who put 'em all so close together?
Them ancient people that didn't know there was a bigger world out there.
Did I win?
QUOTE (Arturo_Vandelay @ Oct 21 2004, 01:50 AM)
Did I win?
Yep.
Wanted to get there before Nomarchy for obvious reasons.
QUOTE (Arturo_Vandelay @ Oct 21 2004, 01:57 AM)
Wanted to get there before Nomarchy for obvious reasons.
That's why I posted the Colossus of Rhodes pic. Thought he might want it for an avatar.
That's why I posted the Colossus of Rhodes pic. Thought he might want it for an avatar.
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Cool pic. Gonna break 10k posts tomorrow. Almost 400 a day. nighty night all.
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Cool pic. Gonna break 10k posts tomorrow. Almost 400 a day. nighty night all.
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The Coso Artifact.
In 1961 a strange stone was found in the Coso Mountains of California. Strange, because when it was sawed open it was found to contain a bizarre mechanical device. This comprised of an hexagonal layer of some unknown substance, which surrounded an inch thick porcelain cylinder, which in turn contained a shaft of bright metal around 2 mm in length. Around the porcelain cylinder were rings of copper, which remarkably showed no signs of corrosion.
Later examination at the Charles Ford Society confirmed the device as some kind of mechanical instrument. Photographs taken of the object showed the metallic shaft fixed to a tiny spring. This led to it being labelled as some form of electrical device. Experts who examined it compared it to a spark plug. Critics maintained that this is exactly what it was - a Champion spark plug that offered little mystery
When however certain geologists insisted that the rock in which it was encased was over half a million years old, the mystery sky rocketed. What was it doing there? How had it got there? On the face of it there was no plausible answer. Just the unthinkable - that this was a relic from a past era of high technological advancement - one that existed over half a million years ago.
To this day the Coso Artifact continues to excite considerable speculation with widely differing views. Some insisting this is just an elaborate hoax and others who see the Coso Artifact as evidence of an advanced civilisation at an unimaginably early age.
In 1961 a strange stone was found in the Coso Mountains of California. Strange, because when it was sawed open it was found to contain a bizarre mechanical device. This comprised of an hexagonal layer of some unknown substance, which surrounded an inch thick porcelain cylinder, which in turn contained a shaft of bright metal around 2 mm in length. Around the porcelain cylinder were rings of copper, which remarkably showed no signs of corrosion.
Later examination at the Charles Ford Society confirmed the device as some kind of mechanical instrument. Photographs taken of the object showed the metallic shaft fixed to a tiny spring. This led to it being labelled as some form of electrical device. Experts who examined it compared it to a spark plug. Critics maintained that this is exactly what it was - a Champion spark plug that offered little mystery
When however certain geologists insisted that the rock in which it was encased was over half a million years old, the mystery sky rocketed. What was it doing there? How had it got there? On the face of it there was no plausible answer. Just the unthinkable - that this was a relic from a past era of high technological advancement - one that existed over half a million years ago.
To this day the Coso Artifact continues to excite considerable speculation with widely differing views. Some insisting this is just an elaborate hoax and others who see the Coso Artifact as evidence of an advanced civilisation at an unimaginably early age.
Ultimate Rice = Chrome Plated BMW
It may turn heads, but it's fug-ugly.
Hot damn.
Old body shop/service center joke: What's the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?
On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
Old body shop/service center joke: What's the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?
On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
QUOTE (lil bart @ Oct 23 2004, 07:10 PM)
Hot damn.
Old body shop/service center joke: What's the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?
On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
Old body shop/service center joke: What's the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?
On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
Hahahaha. I can use that on the Lexi board.
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Our late view displays that it requires usually of only 2.7
boozings to cause a hangover. But this lozenges
assistances you elude katzenjammers and arouse sentient splendid from head
to stomach and all over else.
boozings to cause a hangover. But this lozenges
assistances you elude katzenjammers and arouse sentient splendid from head
to stomach and all over else.
QUOTE (Bart Katz @ Oct 24 2004, 07:03 PM)
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Our late view displays that it requires usually of only 2.7
boozings to cause a hangover. But this lozenges
assistances you elude katzenjammers and arouse sentient splendid from head
to stomach and all over else.
boozings to cause a hangover. But this lozenges
assistances you elude katzenjammers and arouse sentient splendid from head
to stomach and all over else.
Japanese through Norwegian into Slavic via English back to .... the future?
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Japanese through Norwegian into Slavic via English back to .... the future?
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There's got to be a bunch of furrin spammers out there somewhere. Do they really think people will buy their stuff?
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There's got to be a bunch of furrin spammers out there somewhere. Do they really think people will buy their stuff?
A classic.
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Dear Applicant,
Your application was processed and approved. You are eligible for $400,000 with a 2.1% rate.
Please verify your information here:
Austin*Swan, Client Account Manager
Conner Financial Association
7748 Park Place
New York, NY 93403
Your application was processed and approved. You are eligible for $400,000 with a 2.1% rate.
Please verify your information here:
Austin*Swan, Client Account Manager
Conner Financial Association
7748 Park Place
New York, NY 93403
Kin I have some?
QUOTE (lil bart @ Oct 25 2004, 01:36 AM)
Kin I have some?
Sho nuff. Jest reply to the fictitious company at the fititious address and you'll get yours.
Oh goody gumdrops, I git mine!
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University researchers suggest cats with such illnesses should be fed wet food and encouraged to drink more fluid by adding tuna-flavoured ice cubes to water.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3956833.stm
Hmmmm. I would fear to look in your freezer today, Bart. Do not mix those up with the party cubes!
QUOTE (lil bart @ Oct 28 2004, 01:35 PM)
Hmmmm. I would fear to look in your freezer today, Bart. Do not mix those up with the party cubes!
Oops. Too late. Arghhhhhhhhhh!!
Flash Game.
The more times you go through the maze the more clothes Britteny Spears takes off. It's tough but worth it.
http://www.exbyte.net/files/games/54a84e57...9b3b65bmaze.swf
The more times you go through the maze the more clothes Britteny Spears takes off. It's tough but worth it.
http://www.exbyte.net/files/games/54a84e57...9b3b65bmaze.swf
QUOTE (Bart Katz @ Oct 28 2004, 04:08 PM)
Oops. Too late. Arghhhhhhhhhh!!
I shoulda got here sooner.
QUOTE (Bart Katz @ Oct 28 2004, 04:09 PM)
Flash Game.
The more times you go through the maze the more clothes Britteny Spears takes off. It's tough but worth it.
http://www.exbyte.net/files/games/54a84e57...9b3b65bmaze.swf
The more times you go through the maze the more clothes Britteny Spears takes off. It's tough but worth it.
http://www.exbyte.net/files/games/54a84e57...9b3b65bmaze.swf
Ward ...... oh, WAAAAAAAAARD!
QUOTE (lil bart @ Oct 28 2004, 04:39 PM)
I shoulda got here sooner.
Ward ...... oh, WAAAAAAAAARD!
Ward ...... oh, WAAAAAAAAARD!
Dear Lil and Bart,
It's 2004. There are 2 pages of display ads in my local SBC yellow pages under "Entertainers--Adult" featuring the usual fetishes and accepting all major credit cards.
So if you are going to reccommend a site touting a disrobed Ms Spears, I'd appreciate one that delivers as promised.
Thank you for your future cooperation,
Ward.
How the hell would I know what it delivers? I can recognize your name being called.
Kewl.
Gotta put up one of my hometown too. Loses a little(actually a lot) in jpeg form. This place is no longer the one horse town it used to be.
Them musta been the Tucson to Tucumcari dayz. That's as much as I know.
I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy.
QUOTE (Bart Katz @ Oct 28 2004, 10:48 PM)
I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy.
Was it the cherry on top of my puddin' head that gave me away?
QUOTE (lil bart @ Oct 29 2004, 08:49 AM)
Was it the cherry on top of my puddin' head that gave me away?
I thought that was WMD with a detonator and fuse on it. My bad.
QUOTE (Arturo_Vandelay @ Oct 29 2004, 09:09 AM)
I thought that was WMD with a detonator and fuse on it. My bad.
Your bad ..... oopsie, you're bad. Never let it be forgotten I'm the Treat Queen hereabouts.
QUOTE (lil bart @ Oct 29 2004, 09:22 AM)
Your bad ..... oopsie, you're bad. Never let it be forgotten I'm the Treat Queen hereabouts.
That dessert looks highly unstable.
QUOTE (Arturo_Vandelay @ Oct 29 2004, 09:40 AM)
That dessert looks highly unstable.
Cuz people keep tryin' to knock the cherry off.
QUOTE (Mizilus @ Oct 7 2004, 08:59 PM)
Hello, Im here for an argument.
Sorry chum, I read all three pages and didn't see anything for you to get all hepped up about.
QUOTE (Catharsis @ Nov 21 2004, 02:00 AM)
Sorry chum, I read all three pages and didn't see anything for you to get all hepped up about.
QUOTE (Bart Katz @ Nov 21 2004, 12:11 AM)
Times ten.
Good call, Catharsis.
Mizerabelus got that from Monty Python(same place he got the cheeky buggers and bignoses). The skit where they guy pays for the five minute argument ending in arguing over whether it had been five minutes.
QUOTE(Arturo_Vandelay @ Nov 21 2004, 10:44 AM)
Mizerabelus got that from Monty Python(same place he got the cheeky buggers and bignoses). The skit where they guy pays for the five minute argument ending in arguing over whether it had been five minutes.
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Yeah only the educated are aware I guess.
No worries. There is probably yet time for more off topic gibberish for the sake of spite.
QUOTE(Mizilus @ Oct 7 2004, 10:59 PM)
Hello, Im here for an argument.
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