Well, when you hit your head on a tree branch, do you say 'fock!' or do you say 'Ouchy!! Where's my mommy to kiss it and make it better?' I think the mommy one would work best here unless it where a very big tree branch and you happen to have cracked your head open. That's when you say every fockin thing that there is that is a curse or... yeah...

Dammit, I feel like I'm giving a swearing lesson... I suck my own dick... that's an inside joke, I don't got a dick unless I had sown a hot dog onto me, you know... I can because I am Sally!!

My wife brought home a movie caller Fatliners that as a joke had been passed around the Tucson court system. (she was a bailiff) Watched five minutes, which was 4:59 too long, but the first thing my wife said about the male lead. (poor fella) is "That's the guy who can suck his own dick". Ron Jeremy. Fellow with a Masters in Theater. I saw him on a celebrity "Real life" and the funny thing was he and Tammy Faye Bakker and he hit it off pretty good.

Ow well, at least I didn't start the off color thread. The moderator ought to delete it, but he don't do shit around here. Fuckin' bum.

I don't recall seeing Fatliners in any Academy Awards ceremony. Tammy Faye ought to get an award for most hysterical real life actor. What kind of spray gun does she put her makeup on with?

Sally!

What would your mother say?!

Uhhh.... tehe....

But still...

Yeah, I think I saw that Ron dude on Real Life or something... it was some porno dude... I heard Paris Hilton and Nicole Riche asked to see his dick and he responded 'if I could see your boobs' so they went somewhere more privite and... yeah. I was watching MTV (Back when I actually watched TV) at my cousins house and they said that. I was like... sick (In the descusted way...)

but... yeah... sick

Riche just got jailed, though, LoL, did you guys see that on the mags? Oh, bravo, bravo. Now we just got to get rid of Hilton.


you should see my make-up... it take me at least fifteen-twenty minutes to put it on... maybe ten... I don't know. I can ask my mom to time me and see what happens. It takes a while, though.

Lots of zits and pimples to cover up?

My wife could spend over an hour on her eyelashes and hair. Never wore any makeup, but she couln't live without those little glue on lashes.

No. I passed that stage last year. I just like making myself paler. I am a spoth* after all..

*Spiritual Punkish Goth



I can spend hours with cover up if I had enough of it. But I got ten dollar, liquid cover up so I'm trying to use as little as possible.

I came away liking he and Tammy Faye both. They ran the whole series as a marathon once and it was pretty interesting to see it all at once.

Paris and Nicole are both boobs.




Are you the first Spoth?

LoL, yes, indeed. Thank... You!



I am. I invented that some time ago. It's kinda fun, I guess. I started my own religon that I based on a game. Yay

The Surreal Life on VH-1. That's the show. They're doing a best of today. Stupid Bronson Pinchot is on now.

I hate reality Tv. It isn't even reality. It's just stupid, ugly people with problems making a Tv show about how their lives suck and try to get sympothy from everyone else watching. I pity them, too, for the lack of respect they have for their lives and how bad they want to be... yeah... so sad...

wwaaaa....

cry me a river....

The Surreal life was the only one I've ever seen. It was a little different because it was people I sort of already knew. Tossing a bunch of inknown people in a house with cameras doesn't do much for me, but somehow watching something on a slow day in marathon form is different. That's how I got hooked on Monk and 24. I always end up at home doing nothing on long weekends when everyone is off on vacations and the net is slow.